BAD NEWS

HOT FLASH
……it has been reported here that there is now a long
waiting line to get into HELL
In addition there have been “disturbances” because
apparently the devil doesn’t know who he working for. 
Protest over living conditions are occuring
regulary
Some people have re-died but there is no place to go except a deeper and darker hell which also is experiencing
over crowding
Watch this site for further up dates

THINK ABOUT THIS

IF JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS, WHO IS IN HELL?

Doe’s that translate into a license to sin.  Someone tells you your gonna’ go to hell for what you did.

Your reply is no I’m not, I got a pass.

Is going to hell “eternal life”?

WHAT IS LIFE ANYWAY ?

Hell fire and brimstone.  Weeping and knashing of teeth
Un-pleasent true.  Tolerable, maybe.

If you get cremated when you die do you cheat the devil?
What are they going to do, re-heat your ashes

Warm enuff yet asshole ?

How un-comfortable can it get?  Whats discomfort in exchange for eternal life.  Where do I sign up ?

Do they feed you?  What’s sanitation like?

Could get boring after awhile, but if you can’t change it
learn to love it.  Maybe you might meet someone you like.

What’s the devils number ?

e-mail: devil@hell.com

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