HOT FLASH….DRUG ALERT….BEWARE
I was hanging around the train station when this guy approached me and asked if I’d like to try a new drug called, “white litin'”. He said it’d make me “see the light”. I’ll try any thing once so I bought one. and popped it down.
I started hallucinating right away. I saw Oprah Winfred naked, in a field, pickin cotton while softly humming, swing low sweet chariot. Just then Obama came out of the plantation house and rang a bell and said, ding dong dummy it’s dinna’ time”.